Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010

willying

The act of not lending your friends money even though you are loaded with cash.

Jhonny: hey can i borrow some money for a caramel frappé?

Pepe : Nah man i have to pay my Xbox bill.

Jhonny: But ummm..you make $100,000 a year.

Pepe: its complicated, but now that you are here, can you give me a ride to the store that is four hours away

Jhonny: WTF, you are willying.

by about100kittens December 11, 2010

Wallywack

The act of slapping your sexual partner in the face with your genitailia

guy 1:what did you do last night?
guy 2:oh, i gave lisa a good Wallywack.
guy 1:hell yeah man!
(this is the time where you initiate a high-five)

by gangster gay December 28, 2010

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

willy dipper

a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral

man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"

by grace oblong March 10, 2011

willycharm

1. A man's dick who has swag. A dick that has a unique personality and persuades vaginas to fuck it

2. A guys dick which has the ability to sway a woman to suck/fuck it! The ability to swing your dick around to charm the woman into intercourse!

3. Willycharm!! When a man charms a woman with his dick and she wants to fuck him.(Through his dickcharming abilities!)

1.

Alice: hey peter, how did you get amy to fuck you? Omg she's so willyscared.

Peter: I didn't have to do anything, she just caught the willycharm!

2. Mark: I swear that sarah girl didn't even want to fuck you?

Harry: Nahhh she didn't want to at first, then I gave her the willycharm!

by Yung Joey December 30, 2011

willy feind

one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis

Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!

by Snausage annihilator December 7, 2012