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I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.
Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.
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It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs

The First EDM Festival Novel, “ It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs” is totally a part of History!

It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs : “Like who goes to a sober party?”
Dude everyone knows “It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs”

“But have they read it?” - @HippieFl1p
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A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
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I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A sentence used by @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as "🤍" with a white, blank profile picture.

This comment was used on a video made by @ivxzquz, also on tiktok, that was a video of someone roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook. Text was overlayed on the video, "Name one word yall can't go a day without saying 💀".
bloomsolosyourfav: I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
The 292 people replying: What the fuck
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I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A statement used by user @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as the average chronically online person that does nothing but artificial intelligence bots to cope when they are neglected by their family.

This term was first used in a comment section on a Tiktok video by @ivxzquz. The video displayed a person roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook, with the following text overlayed on top: "Name a word yall can't go a day without saying 💀"
some person:I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
sone other person:Dude what.
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I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A statement used by user @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as the average chronically online person that does nothing but artificial intelligence bots to cope when they are neglected by their family.

This term was first used in a comment section on a Tiktok video by @ivxzquz. The video displayed a person roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook, with the following text overlayed on top: "Name a word yall can't go a day without saying 💀"
some person:I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
sone other person:Dude what.
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