Get the Vale Cardoso mug.valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.
“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
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by poopymikey6969420 June 21, 2022
Get the Valen mug.person 1: who tf is valence bro sounds like valorant
person 2: someone that isnt single and gets bitches unlike you
person 2: someone that isnt single and gets bitches unlike you
by valeori August 4, 2022
Get the valence mug.A beautiful name. If you atleast have a friend named Valencia, they are the funniest person and also very loyal.
Someone: HELP THIS EMOTE LOOKS LIKE IM POOING-
Valencia: *shaets*
Someone: HLEP YOUR SO FUNNY.
If they atleast play roblox, always play with them.
Someone: HELP THIS EMOTE LOOKS LIKE IM POOING-
Valencia: *shaets*
Someone: HLEP YOUR SO FUNNY.
If they atleast play roblox, always play with them.
Valencia
by anonymous August 28, 2022
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