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Twitter Regret

When a celebrity, influencer or politician write, post pics or comment on something thinking it’s insightful or inspiring for likes. Instead it has tag and drag written all over it. After receiving lots of backlash possibly putting them in the crosshairs of cancel culture. As quickly as the post, pic or comment went viral the apology expressing their regret for the post, pics or comment will be deleted.
Did you read Ol’ Boy’s post on Twitter yesterday?

Sure did and after the tag and drag session he went through. It’s safe to say he had Twitter Regret because he has since deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
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Twitter Pi

Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:

a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.

b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”

c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
by Fasters February 25, 2023
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Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.
I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios
by JerryMouse July 11, 2017
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Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters
Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..
by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017
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Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018
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Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.
Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021
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Twitter Chungus

A twitter group full of communistic retards that attack any and all pro-pedophilia and pro-capitalist sentiment. A force to be reckoned with.
Pedo: Honestly, I think children can consent starting at age nine.
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
by PenisMoncher February 10, 2021
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