Black Tuesday

Something completely void of humor

a) The UPN sitcom line-up

b) The 1929 Stock Market crash that began the Great Depression.

I had to get really drunk to find anything funny about Black Tuesday.

by Master Eagle April 26, 2004

tuesday

a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'

"eat my tuesday"

"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("

"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."

by maggie costello January 23, 2009

Macaroni Tuesday

Refers to when any Call of Duty game has a Double XP weekend.

20 Points per kill in Team Deathmatch! I didn't know it was a Macaroni Tuesday!

by BSHIZZ June 15, 2009

c u next tuesday

a vagina

C U Next Tuesday (cunt)

by Lari September 23, 2003

Tuesday

The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.

You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.

by Downstrike October 17, 2004

Titty Tuesday

It’s just a day of the week when those whores wanna show you them huge ass titties.

Dickhead - ur pretty
Slut - ikr luv me but it’s titty Tuesday!
Dickhead - I thought it was taco tue-
Slut - no, it’s titty Tuesday.

Dickhead - you make my dickhead rise.
Slut - good.

by Taba_kiki July 10, 2019

Titty Tap Tuesday

a day of the week (Tuesday) in which any person (male or female) is allowed to tap another one's breasts without backlash

Yes bitch, it's Titty Tap Tuesday! We can finally tap each other's tits!!

by bwayboy227 June 25, 2018