Tossing turla

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtles." or "I hate tossers" "I cannot trust tossing turlas."

by tidalattorney May 23, 2024

Tooing

Noun. In some rural areas refers to a male child's prepubescent penis as in 'a tooing is not yet coming.'
The word is commonly spelled the way it sounds.

Mommy says to Daddy, "When I gave Johnny his bath today his little tooing got hard.'

by Sir Veiled March 20, 2026

Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.

John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.

by Latching101 May 21, 2025

Tossing those Trees

Deforestation using military ordinance during war in order to damage or destroy vehicles in the forest.

Ukraine was tossing those trees with their drones. LSA!

by Profit- June 6, 2025

Tousington Maximum

To be FERDA and SEND so hard that you are the fucking man in Touse at your respective school. If you reach Tousington Maximum, than you haze your professors cause your OD tuffy. Every girl wants you because you’re top dog - AKA Tousington Maximum.

Roommate: How was your night?
Subject: She’s coming over in 5

Roommate: Dude, you get OD Tush. I think you’ve reached TOUSINGTON MAXIMUM.
Subject: I’m Himmy

by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025

Tousington Maximum

One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.

Roomate: How was your night?

Subject: She’s coming over in 5.

Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.

Subject: I’m himmy.

by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025

Tossing the pizza

It's when a Italian man rides you and spins counterclockwise

Hey Mark I just tossing the pizza with your boy Luigi in the gym locker room earlier.

by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025