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toot mcgoot

“hey pass me my toot mcgoot please.”
by yungsweetho August 24, 2022
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typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"
Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.
by johnnypockets January 12, 2022
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Toot-a-licious

Chris: Where is my lil toot-a-licious???
Joey: Over here daddy
by notjoeycase September 24, 2021
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cutie toot

the name of a boy who is funny, caring, calm, gentle, and beautiful. you feel very safe and comfortable with him, and he's unlike anyone you've ever met before and ever will meet.
by pookiejuju November 5, 2023
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Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
by Squatted February 5, 2022
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
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