The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
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When a person is on an electric scooter and they ring their bell twice and say jingling twice then they go toot jiggle three times
*toot toot* jIGgLiNg, *toot toot* JigGlInG, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot toot* JigGlInG (toot toot jiggling)
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A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
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