1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.
2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
by pimpster12 April 6, 2011
Get the triple jerkmug. by mark durning September 6, 2007
Get the jerk and tossmug. When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
Get the John-Jerkmug. An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
Get the Circle Jerkmug. When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
by StarryNick June 26, 2019
Get the Kamakazi Jerkmug. Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.
by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022
Get the Clerp and Jerkmug. A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023
Get the python jerkmug.