Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022

the nuggie guard

The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.

The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.

Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .

by Evan_Dayhoff March 17, 2018

dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.

Dark Honour Guards defend the Emperor

by Zemian March 19, 2018

urban guard dog

Peacock

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.

by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015

wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.

He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.

by King Kongo March 10, 2023

guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 9, 2010