tire of shame

1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.

2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.

Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.

Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.

by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012

shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".

"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"

by SirAsshat July 5, 2015

Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013

pandemic shaming

When someone calls others out for not following social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic, whether in person or on social media.

When I mentioned to Karen that I went out twice this week for groceries, she told me that I should only be going out once a week at most and that I was putting other people in danger by my selfish choices.

Karen was pandemic shaming me...

by PJ Daly April 17, 2020

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

Prig Shaming

Shaming a person who is the opposite of a slut. Making them feel bad for not participating in promiscuous behaviors.

Example 1) Person 1: "He probably doesn't even have HPV. I bet he never watches porn, or has ever been to a strip club."
Person 2: "His girlfriend and him probably just talk on the phone about their feelings and shit. And I bet he's never asked for a nude; and they have never had phone sex. What a prig."
Person 3: "Stop prig shaming the poor guy!"

Example 2) Sister 1: "Aw crap Prude shaming is already in the Urban Dictionary!"
Sister 2: "Can you look up prude in a thesauraus?"
Sister 1: "Yes! Good idea! Crap I can't find any good words."
Sister 2: "Let's keep looking."
Sister 1: "How about Prig?"
Sister 2: "Fuck yeah"
Sister 1: "Prig Shaming has a good ring to it!"

by Just an Average Jess January 4, 2023

shame saver

a boring story or trivial remark to prevent an embarrassing silence

remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver

"Everybody was about to go embarrassingly quiet but Tom shamesaved us with a story about him waiting for 2 hours at the doctor."

"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."

by Gustaphe August 24, 2012