Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.

Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.

by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 2, 2021

Oliver Thredson

Oliver Thredson is a fictional character in the American Horror story series. He’s in season two asylum and takes the appearance of a typical psychologist, but it’s later revealed he’s a murderer named bloody face.

You’ll never believe the plot twist Oliver Thredson was bloody face!

by Ahsasylum June 2, 2021

Lilian Threadwell

(Adjective) The most amazing person every obviously

Omg you are so Lilian Threadwell

by Noob_m@ster69 June 3, 2021

connor threats

a unrealistic death threats of assassination or death by means of hit men or some other nonsense

connor threats
"i have access to a hit man that can kill you at my command"

by <cooltoast> February 1, 2022

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell

Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life

by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
÷÷÷÷÷
Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022