sympathydick

To throw the bone to someone who is down on there luck.

Hey Jack I think since Michelle is upset I will give her some sympathydick.

by mustardass August 30, 2009

Symalphameric Order

A universal, standard system of ordering lists that includes symbols, letters, and numbers in a manner compatible with computer programming and internet use as well as standard English.

See: Alphanumeric & Alphameric

She was finally able to organize her files in a rational way by reprogramming her computer to run correct symalphameric order.

by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003

Sampad

A synonym for the male phallus, especially used in circumstances when said phallus is limp.

Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc

Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.

Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.

Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.

by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016

Sempai

A Person who likes to watch anime and likes to play roblox at the same time. They usally are very covering and sometimes they may wear bags.

"Are you becoming a Sempai now?!"

by BellTheBigHead February 8, 2020

sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

by test12 March 22, 2016

Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

Sampara

An idiot who revels in looking like a fool

I've told him he looks stupid and people think he's just a complete idiot but he just comes over all sampara on me

by Tony Wooly November 11, 2003