Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

SBB (Swedish basic bitch)

A group of people, usually teenage girls, from Sweden that acts similar to a fjortis. It's basically an upgraded version of fjortis. These people wear short flowy skirts and use tons of makeup daily. A weird thing they do is rub their knees together in videos such as on TikTok. SBB's like to colour their hair a silver-ish colour and use orange fake tans. They are also famous for their orreknut.

That girl is totally an SBB (Swedish basic bitch)

by DittMamma August 9, 2019

swedanski

cool/excellent.
it started off as sweet and then it changed to sweden and then changed to swedanski

that handbag is swedanski

by the hair May 13, 2005

swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.

by JMACfuck November 22, 2007

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

Swedish Twins

A pair of persons who are strangely codependent and also strangely albino. They may be brother and sister or siblings of the same sex. Then again, they may be dating.

The first recorded case of Swedish Twins was on Slippery Rock University's campus, where they were aptly described by one Dr. Chiappini as "Swedish Twins" and not just that creepy pair that works at the dining hall and are dating or siblings.

Those creepy Swedish Twins were making out outside my class and I wonder what their mother thinks.

by Dr. Scott and Dr. Chiappini October 7, 2010

swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming July 16, 2008