suicide message 

when you don't want to talk to someone you send them a suicide message like cool or okay or a one word response that doesn't have an answer

she suicide messaged me.

suicide message by mynameis........ September 28, 2009

suicide pee 

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

suicide pee by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017

Suicide porn 

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.

Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer

Suicide porn by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017

suicide blowjob 

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room

me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro

suicide blowjob by :.. February 10, 2018

Suicide Selfie 

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.

Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.

Suicide Selfie by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

suicide bomb 

The act of deficating on your partner's chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran...

I started to give my girlfriend a suicide bomb, but was afraid of the wrath of Allah.

suicide bomb by JKoury October 12, 2006