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student pool

A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.
Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"

Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."

.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017
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Stupid Student Syndrome

Also known as the "Summer Vacation" S.S.S. is commonly found in young students whom normally perform well beyond a 4.0 GPA avg are intellectually degraded from an awesome summer. The beginning of the school year is when the syndrome is truly spread out, but there have been confirmations that "Spring Break" is another vulnerable time to catch S.S.S.

Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Anton: Hey Frank! What a crazy ass summer break we had huh? Too bad school starts tomorrow :(

Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P

Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)

Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz

Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.

Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)

Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
by Pat_MeGron September 8, 2010
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triple studder step roadhouse

Wen you stomp the ground 3 times and winmill ur leg and right after u say roadhouse
He did a triple studder step roadhouse right outta nowhere
by hefe housein April 19, 2018
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stop exploiting other students weaknesses

when you are taking the piss out of the autistic kid in your class and your computing teacher doesn't like it.
"Can you stop exploiting other students weaknesses in my class thank you"
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day student

the creepy people who hang around at boarding schools/colleges when they have a perfectly good house of their own to go to, yet insist on spending all of their time at school mooching off of boarders.
of a lower class than boarding students.
Jill: Who's that girl who's always in your room?
Mary: Oh, no one. She's a day student, she eats my food then leaves at night.
by Zorge December 9, 2007
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honors student

the honors student is one who fights for the extra point after they already have a 100. they dont just the hundred, they need the hundred and one. in an average honors class, you might find bloodthirsty competive opinionated jerks who are so socially backwards it hurts. these students tend to believe that the 'advanced students'and 'average student'are inferior....which makes it that much more embarassing when the inferior students get the 101
You are such a fucking honors student!!! why do u want that extra point!?!?...ur average in the class is a 98!! jeeez whats wrong with you?!
by nay and amers June 11, 2006
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Campbell student

a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.
by Ben April 7, 2005
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