Dookie Shoot

noun: 1. A term referring to the asshole. 2. The ass hole.

Do you take it up the Dookie Shoot?

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005

finger scooter

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus

Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?

by Jeff Kings King May 10, 2008

Scooter Kid

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")

Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!

by MittensMemer May 21, 2015

Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

Shoot the breeze

To just hang out and bull shit about random stuff.

Maybe even smoke some.

Me and dude were lampin out front, and out of nowhere we started to shoot the breeze.

Good times? Good times.

by C'n Clear December 20, 2010

scooter fags

Scooter Fags mainly live on the eastern coast of Australia mainly in the far north of Queensland and have slicked back hair and go to the skate park everyday after school with their scooter fag buddies and think they're top shit.

Scooter Fag 1: Oi bro wanna go to skate park today after school I got a sick new razor deck it's Hella lit broooo *slicks hair*

Scooter Fag 2: awww yea bro it's gonna be proper sick lad.

Normal lad 1: Look at them two faggots sucking each other off

Normal lad 2: Fucking scooter fags I fucking hate em.

by Birdss August 5, 2018

shoot my children

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).

Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005