Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

18 spoker

The reference is to a wheel with 18 spikes which looks like an arse hole.

I’m going to stick my finger in her 18 spoker

by Leada Cagos January 22, 2018

kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed

“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”

by wickawoo12 October 5, 2019

The Spooke

A creature of art and memes, only coming out when injustice is wrought upon those it cares for. Beware the Spooke.

The Spooke is coming, hide the sticks!

by AllyTheGayKatto December 7, 2019

iconic_spoopers

a baddie, someone who’s wife had died

“Omg I wish I was iconic_spoopers.” “I’m so sorry for your loss iconic_spoopers.”

by izaruru July 15, 2021

Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.

Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?

by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021