Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

snoofle

the ability of women to pull men

dangggg shes got mad snoofle

by LUCI HOLLEY October 6, 2022

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005

snoofler

One who fraudulently takes credit, to accept unjustified credit, praise or reward. Cheater. To steal someone elses credit

John is a snoofler. He snoofled his promotion at work.

by Rob Griffiths April 26, 2006

smoof

some random word i typed into a google search because i was bored

i'm crazy, look at me: "smoof! smoof! bulawaga!"

by Splad July 11, 2003

sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 2, 2006

Spoofy

-A derivative from the word spiffy. Meaning pretty much the same, a mixture of spoofed up and spiffy.
-A word used to exclaim something awesome and unique.

She jumped on top of the car and screamed "By GOD that is the most spooftacular thing I have ever seen, it's SPOOFY"

by DeSiReDPaRaSiTe December 3, 2004