splorge

the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
vomitnakedpuke

see also : www.splorge.com

by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003

spooge cruise

a paper boat full of cum that you pour on an asian's face.

Launch the boat, don't dock the spooge cruise.

by D'Licioso April 1, 2003

spooge

An unidentified substance. Usually sticky or crusty.

Lotion, any kind of food residue or a stain that no one knows what it is qualifies as spooge.

by carmelmochamegan January 6, 2009

Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003

Spooge Cheese

When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.

I should throw some macaroni in with that spooge cheese.

by Nickoliii September 3, 2008