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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Titty splitter

When you split her tits with your dick
When her tits are spread apart by your big cock
Last night during sex I give her the biggest Titty splitter she has ever seen
by Beefy Bob Folz May 18, 2021
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fart spliter

Another word for a string-tanga.
Originates from the behavior of farts passing by the string and gettin split in half.
Guy: damn, tanisha is so hot in her new fart spliter! I hope the little fly-by's didnt had to suffer too much :(
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
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load splitter

a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.
since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter
by 👺👹 March 7, 2022
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Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
by Shnaka May 7, 2022
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