spasticbarny

A sexy beast who steals your girl keep your girls away from this sexy beast

Boyfriend:babe run

Girlfriend:why

Boyfriend:it’s spasticbarny

by Barmy March 20, 2020

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spask

A person that's very stupid and should stop talking in an effort to preserve their dignity

Sponk Condronk: I'm special pull my finger 😂😂
Everyone: shut up spask!

by Big Ball Menace May 17, 2020

Spask

A very stupid person that should stop talking in an effort to preserve any assumptions made that he/she is not disabled.

Sponk Crondonk: I'm special pull my finger 😂😂
Everyone: shut up spask!

by Big Ball Menace May 17, 2020

Spastalactically

The word you call someone when they are acting autistic and spastic at the same time

James stop acting so spastalactically you’re a disappointment to your family

by Coat hanger May 21, 2020

Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.

She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up

by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020