Dirty spanner

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush

Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner

by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

sanna beesch

a swedish moose on cocaine, who has the ability to read minds and see through walls.

a black panther wearing a polka dot dress, on ketamine.

a person who stirs poo with a wooden spoon

"argh god, you're such a sanna beesch!"

"well... you've well and truely sanna beesched it up havent you."

"he shat in a bowl and sanna beesched it"

by johnny flynn October 11, 2009

Shannae Rose

Do not tempt to get near character. Feebies and other causes may be known to occur if being interacts with character. Diseases.

The person had interacted 'Shannae Rose.'

by scrappyrox July 21, 2010

Scanny

Adjective - to be canny to the latest Internet scams, to show shrewdness and good judgment in the face of Internet scams and fraud.

The girl didn't reply to the email from the President of Nigeria because she was too scanny.

by BeckyLovesLife May 10, 2011