A handsome caveman that lived 45,000 years ago and had been completely frozen in the frigid North Pole. After being excavated by a team of scientists Spagooger is transferred back to the states and now roams the wild lands of America pounding rocks together making incoherent sounds and speaking in broken Caveman American.
Scientist : Do you understand me Spagooger?
Spagooger : me poop. poop needle on floor.
Scientist : How did you live through all these centuries Spagooger?
Spagooger : Me cold. Sleep so no cold. Wake up no cold anymore. No more sharp teeth giant chicken.
Spagooger : me poop. poop needle on floor.
Scientist : How did you live through all these centuries Spagooger?
Spagooger : Me cold. Sleep so no cold. Wake up no cold anymore. No more sharp teeth giant chicken.
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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Serlmend: “sorry I’m late bro, I was picking up a normal person hoagie but this dickhead in front of me ordered a chicken parm sub”
Stefano: “ah man, what a spaggot!”
Serlmend: “oh nah, some Vietnamese guy actually.”
Stefano: “ah man, what a spaggot!”
Serlmend: “oh nah, some Vietnamese guy actually.”
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Joe: Man you always play shit music in the car.
Matt: I don’t need to hear this from you, Spaggot.
Joe: Whoa man not cool.
Matt: I don’t need to hear this from you, Spaggot.
Joe: Whoa man not cool.
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2) An alternative treatment for any of the known STDs that tends to not be promising.
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1) Shangold!
2) With little money I had remaining due to the cocaine and hookers, I purchased a bottle of Shangold to remedy my itching crotch.
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2) To experience a mediocre event at best, usually relating to a sexual encounter.
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1) The next morning I realized that I had drake too many beers and found out I had been Shangolded at the party.
2) With the remaining money from my promotion, my boss offered to take me to the whorehouse to be Shangolded, and I quickly said no!
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