SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

#spanker

"That's a spanker of an idea!"

by xxDodgeXX June 22, 2018

Sponger

A person or persons engaged in the lucrative surreptitious obfuscation and exploitation of adjacent and strategically arranged holders of title or property. Among the natural kingdom the predator and the parasite both share the qualities of a sponger.

I've returned from work to find my home in a state of disarray and bedlam, only too blame are my sponger inlaws and they're incessant persistence.

by Mrstuffandthings February 23, 2019

Sanger

The state of being sleepy, angry, and hungry at the same time. Just like hangry, it is often used by moms to describe their grumpy kids.

“Mom, why did you wake me up??Get out of my room!”

“Why are you so grumpy? You must have a bad case of sanger.”

by Jackaß February 3, 2019

Smangerous

Something likely to be percieved as dangerous but is in fact safe

Oh, that place is smangerous guys, don't worry

by Couch123 March 13, 2019

spangey

A word used to describe someone likely to engage in the act of spanging or someone who freeloads off of people

That hippy traveler is a spangey bastard.
I'm feeling a little spangey today, hopefully I can hustle up some cash for lunch.

by BluCrazy May 27, 2019

Sponger

Someone who uses a sponge to clean their dishes because they lack common knowledge.

Sarah: Yuck! You're using a sponge? You sponger!

by thucool4you December 15, 2019