han solo

A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.

I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.

by Jacko33 June 20, 2007

Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

by kss4777 August 5, 2008

solo massage

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

Solo Artist

A musician that works on their material/songs in a primarily solo state.

There are plenty of solo artists in the music industry.
ex. The rapper Eminem , rapper 50 Cent , rapper Solitude , rapper Xzibit , rapper Dr. Dre , singer Tom Jones , legend Elvis and many others

by J2d January 3, 2009

hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

anti solo

A guitar solo that is kind of crazy and largely improvised on the spot, usually with lots of feedback and crap like that.

The anti solo in Serve the Servants is crazy awesome!

by Neathums September 21, 2006

Solo A Gogo

attending a go go bar by ones self, alone, not with friends.

I think Im about to Solo A GoGo

by SoloAGogo February 3, 2010