by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021
noun.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
by SuzaK April 18, 2006
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
by Captian Dave January 19, 2003
the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.
by 🅳🅰🅽🅽🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🆃🅾 August 16, 2020
by Nick February 18, 2005
by Phartman April 08, 2009