Kiwi Searches

Kiwi Searches (kiwisearches.com) is a cool website that lets people find out the truth about other people, phone numbers, and places. All you have to do is punch in a name, number, or address to get a full report about whatever you searched, including contact information, photos, social media profiles, criminal records, etc.

Friend 1: Dude, I think the girl I've been talking to from Tinder is catfishing me...
Friend 2: Kiwi Search her name or number.

Mom: I wish I could find Margaret's phone number so I could invite her to bingo at the country club Wednesday night.
Daughter: Look her up on that person search website, Kiwi Searches!

by goldmaze October 11, 2017

Small Snatch

A small, tight pussy. The perfect vagina. Considered the gold star of all snatches. When you hook up and find a small snatch with a random, it’s nirvana.

Rachel has the perfect small snatch.

I hooked up with two girls last night at the party. One had beef curtains was was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But the other one braaaaaahhhh had a small snatch. It was a tight entry but after that it was like a glove.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

snootie snatch

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San

John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched

by Dreamy San November 22, 2022

catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

by GKH1220 February 28, 2018

honey snatch

Honey snatch can be used in three ways
1. The sweetest puss that u have ever tasted or
2. A girl used for bumping uglies or
3. When girl cum is juicy on your and you suck it off like honey suckle.

1 and 3.After Thad finished shockin that young girl he went back to his house and his mother smelt a foul oder, she asked he son where he had been, so she licks his fingers and proclaims he has had some honey snatch.

2. bob and jon were in a bar when a diesease infested hooker walk through the door, jon said "look at that ugly hoe right there" bob replys "watch it that bitch be my honey snatch"

by Dike Mink March 31, 2008

to snatch

to steal ones girl, date, or prospect.

"ey man u got a date for tha dance this weekend?'
-"naw man i tryin to snatch...man i stay snatchin"

by The Dub K November 1, 2008

i don't know what to search

Well, if you don't know what to search in the urban dictionary, why not try to solve this problem:

Evaluate ∬ yz+4xydS where S is the surface of the solid bounded by 4x + 2y + z = 8, z=0, y=0, x=0.

S

A: "I don't know what to search so I searched i don't know what to search."
B: "You searched i don't know what to search so that's means you know what to search. Liar."

by Solve that problem! Right now! April 12, 2021