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morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.
Always morning snoring to start the day!
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
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Shit-smoking

The act of smoking a tabbaco product like a ciggarette, cigar or pipe, whilst taking a round on the crapper.
Oi mate, what are ye doin'
I'm shit-smoking bruv.
by TheMasterWorderWorldMan February 4, 2022
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stop smoking weed

guys if u r coughing like amelia u need to stop smokin
by captainunicornsquish June 3, 2022
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Koopa Troopa shoring

The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.
Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!

Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
by VaqueroSWC August 24, 2011
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You must be smoking drugs

You must be smoking drugs if you agree with them.
by FakeRiver June 29, 2021
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are you smoking teabags?

Going in that neighbourhood at night are you smoking teabags?
by Shaggytheone June 1, 2023
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Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know
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