Smartassphobia

The fear of smart people or intelligence. Commonly seen in people who are stupid which are called dumbasses.

I have Smartassphobia.

by Aycah888 March 24, 2025

smartash

Not to be confused with smartass.

A euphemism for "smartass" referring to an individual whose name begins with Ash.

Ashley's such a smartash. You can't say anything she doesn't already know.

by The Squirrel Definitioner April 24, 2025

smartass

basically an excuse for "stop being smarter then me" or "stop being correct"

stop being a smartass

by UrbanAmbush April 27, 2025

Spartanburg IOU

When a young couple are frustrated during coitus, perhaps before, but definitely during one of them or both defecate themselves and make up in the morning

Babe, I don’t know what I would do without you in that Spartanburg IOU

by moeswoes February 4, 2026

Smartass

Dumb people that knows everything even though they didn’t notice

Bro thinks he’s an smartass

by Kason James February 21, 2026

Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters

"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."

by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026

Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.

I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.

by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026