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smacked ass

when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass
Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face
by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023
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whistle smack

A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.
He took a whistle smack to the face that would make a grown man cry!!
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Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)
"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017
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Cookie smack

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.
by cookie smack September 9, 2013
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Daddy Smacks

When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.

Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021
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smack ass

-dip shit
-dumbass
-one who did a stupid thing, and now you all fucked
Jake!, you smack ass, you trying to get us caught or something??
by what now? April 15, 2003
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