Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010

She's lost that New Girl Smell !

A young Woman who has partied too much and looks older than She is.

Wow.... Have you seen lisa lately ? "She's lost that New Girl Smell !

by Team Mom a.k.a. The Matador December 8, 2010

to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

by M-Diddy February 1, 2004

victory smell

The smell of vaginal fluids on ones hand following digital penetration of the vagina.

Etymology: Derision of speech given by Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall) about the smell of napalm in the film Apocalypse Now (1979)

Jimmy, having just gotten to second base with Mary, stood at the sink washing his hands of the victory smell, a remnant of his having fingered her.

by Josh Mueller May 1, 2008

Smelfie

The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.

Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.

by schweddy balls March 20, 2014

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004