when a short redhead uses a fat girls stomach as a trampoline, and he jumps up, does a backflip, and lands on his stomach with his doinker in her hoo-hah
Fred: Man, Patrick o'neil o'harris mckinley really gave susy the old irish sledgehammer last night?
George: yeah, and im pretty sure it found its way to youtube.
George: yeah, and im pretty sure it found its way to youtube.
by buttbush August 7, 2009
Get the irish sledgehammer mug.“I stuffed them in the bottom drawer when I lost my history post,” Professor Maxx explained grimly. “First the mortgage, then the electric, and then the landscaping bills went into collection. But when Cox turned off the cable, I knew it was time to address the sludge pile. Accredited Debt Relief made it possibly for me to finally diss The Gilded Age.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
by Hifalutin! February 22, 2022
Get the sludge pile mug.A sex act whereupon a person picks the woman up on her side, thrusts, and smashes her head through a wall
i used the Sledgehammer on this chick last night. it was awesome, but the hole in my wall took forever to fix
by arrgh406 January 14, 2009
Get the [Sledgehammer] mug.by Dick Hammersmith September 5, 2005
Get the Sledge mug.Arlo said: All work and no play makes Toop a dull boy. All play and no work makes Toop a sledge.
Toope was the name of the unfortunate pupil concerned.
Tup is Welsh for stupid.
Toope was the name of the unfortunate pupil concerned.
Tup is Welsh for stupid.
by Arlo June 18, 2006
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by yea..... June 5, 2009
Get the Sludge Hammer mug.GUY 1: 'I'm sick of my boring old tie'
GUY 2: 'Why dont you spice it up with the SLEDGEHAMMER?'
GUY 1: 'Alright!'
(GIRLS SWOON UPON LOOKING AT THE SPLENDOR OF WHAT IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER)
GUY 2: 'Why dont you spice it up with the SLEDGEHAMMER?'
GUY 1: 'Alright!'
(GIRLS SWOON UPON LOOKING AT THE SPLENDOR OF WHAT IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER)
by himz February 16, 2008
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