Shelfhanger

A man who waits in bars particularly so he can pull the twenty to twoers as he knows he has no chance to pull any-one decent looking. he i sso called as he hangs on for girls that would other wise be 'left on the shelf'

I think that shelfhanger is waiting on you, you ugly bitch

by BigDaddyCash October 8, 2008

Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee

"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"

by Mike747 October 13, 2009

shelf cat

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010

Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

by Lyfjhdwrgcs June 23, 2016

Shofar

A person who is hired to drive another person around.

My shofar will pull around to pick me up.

by Clark's cinnamon pizza September 20, 2022

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

elf on da shelf

when your too GODDAMNED lazy to type the to get normie elf on the shelf memes

normie 1: "Imma search up some memes."
normie 2: get some a dos elf on da shelf memes

by SDRFCDSFJXFERUKTJYGFTDHETJYRUJ May 24, 2018