shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013

titty shuffling bitch

A woman who shakes or fondles her breasts in an attempt to attract a man.

This titty shuffling bitch behind me is shaking her shit at me trying to jock.

by Nutts1488 January 4, 2014

Buffalo Shuffle

The way Canadians run across ice without slipping and falling.

Gary did the buffalo shuffle across the pond to get away from the moose who was chasing him.

by cdnshredder September 8, 2015

communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018

Nigger Shuffle

The act of moving over several lanes of traffic executed in one quick move.

Oh shit! I have to get off at that exit and I’m in the far left lane. Gonna have to pull a nigger shuffle.

by Pierogi March 7, 2019

wikipedia shuffle

A fake news strategy to smear persons using Wikipedia. Here's how it works: 1) Bribe Wikipedia editors to fabricate a fake smear 2) Market the Wikipedia citation to several corrupted media outlets that are known to publish the information 3) Delete or revert the original fabricated smear Wikipedia edits 4) Market the corrupted media articles citing the previously existing fabricated Wikipedia article to additional media outlets that may or may not be corrupted and observe the successful launder smears turned factual out of little effort

source: @2:46:31 youtu.be/UuTDAXdkPr4#t=2h46m31s

I Wikipedia Shuffled Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and made a lot of money by acftually doing my job!

by jkcl May 17, 2019