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The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.
"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."
by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013
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