table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts

Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings

by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

shower scrub

a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure

He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub

by Mrs. D April 8, 2007

Shower head therapy

When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.

I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!

by The knowledge person June 18, 2018

White trash shower

Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.

I gotta get ready for work and then take a white trash shower.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

Whore Shower

a Whore Shower has several variations. It can be performed by a whore in a gas station washroom sink, washing only the stinky parts of her body. Another variation is when the whore douches herself and uses perfume to cover up the smell of sweaty sex for sale.

Shit, I'm late for work and I don't have time to shower, so I'll just have a whore shower at work.

by Vansterdamn! April 28, 2008

school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!

HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.

by SmallButCute February 14, 2008