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Dad selfie 

A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).
Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram

Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
Dad selfie by DAD SELFIE GANG February 2, 2017

Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is
Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

Shotgun selfie

To enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.
Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.
Shotgun selfie by Sajamas January 30, 2014

uptown selfie 

A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it's reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…
Girl One - *text alert* "He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!"
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."
uptown selfie by jo3mart December 4, 2013

happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
happy selfie by kanbay December 20, 2013

angry selfie 

An Angry Selfie is a selfie taken by an individual posing with an aggressive/angry facial expression with the jaw extended open and teeth showing. Created by Carl Thompson, theorist and philosopher.
"Carl Thompson's angry selfie is something special"- Derek Zoolander
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue