Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"
Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.
A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it's reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…
Girl One - *text alert* "He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!"
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."
V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
An Angry Selfie is a selfie taken by an individual posing with an aggressive/angry facial expression with the jaw extended open and teeth showing. Created by Carl Thompson, theorist and philosopher.
"Carl Thompson's angry selfie is something special"- Derek Zoolander
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue