Definitions by kanbay

semen hole

N. The tray one put a cup of semen in when making a donation. Often confuse with Robert De Niro's mouth.

Rick: I left mine in the semen hole.

semen hole by kanbay December 20, 2013

happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

happy selfie by kanbay December 20, 2013

3rd degree ass play 

Slang for ass rape in the heat of the moment. Used by darker races, in plea bargains.

A.A. Ron: Damn, the man always keeps a nigga down with dat 3rd degree ass play!

Lawyer: I think you mean 3rd degree rape.

A.A. Ron: Nigga, I know what i said.

3rd degree ass play by Kanbay December 19, 2013