secret muslim

A person who has spent his life pretending not to be a Muslim, but who secretly is a Muslim and will forcibly convert the United States to Sharia Law after becoming President.

I got a fwdfwdfwd today that said Obama is a secret muslim. I was going to vote for him, but no way am I going to do that now. I'm going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).

by Nosredna2009 June 11, 2008

secret pony

1. a skeleton in the closet.

2. a male prostitute.

1. She was unready to confront her secret pony: the son she gave birth to as a teenager.

2. In Las Vegas, I'm gonna find a secret pony.

by BerniceMcTrick November 14, 2007

secret makeup

to burp, fart, or perhaps shart (shit fart), and rub the gaseous scent or semi-liquid goo into someone's skin like foundation or blush.

- jennifer applied secret makeup to tony's leg while they were spooning last night.

by cantastical January 28, 2008

Secret Text

To discreetly text someone, so that others around you do not notice.

I had my phone under the meeting table and secret texted my friend to meet up for a drink later.

by Lisa Deb February 12, 2009

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

Secret Handshake

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

by Sharen Cox October 16, 2008

Secret Pocket

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."

-or-

Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

by Anna M King February 11, 2006