secret pony

1. a skeleton in the closet.

2. a male prostitute.

1. She was unready to confront her secret pony: the son she gave birth to as a teenager.

2. In Las Vegas, I'm gonna find a secret pony.

by BerniceMcTrick November 14, 2007

Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat

Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."

by BerniceMcTrick November 13, 2007