A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.
Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?
by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011
Get the Secret Lemonade Drinker mug.Rarely sighted in the Poughkeepsie area, Super Secret Black Ninja or SSBN for short, has madd nasty creepin skills and has the ability to fly and pull super secret sneak attacks on unsuspecting citizens. Can be seen with 005.
Oh Shit! Was that Super Secret Black Ninja over there by that pole? Lets book it out the Double Secret Probation way...
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A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.
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Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.
see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"
Or:
Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.
see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"
"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."
by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
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She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
by O boy it's E May 12, 2007
Get the secret handshake mug.In most RPG games(Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, for example) or otherwise, an enemy who usually has nothing to do with the story but when fought is usually much more difficult to defeat than that game's actual final boss. These enemies also usually present rewards to those who are able to defeat them in battle. Most are notorious for being a massive headache to beat.
Emerald Weapon in Final Fantasy VII and Vanitas Remnant in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep are both Secret Bosses.
by Shadow0113 March 14, 2011
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Get the secretary ass mug.Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.
Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!
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