scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

by Wentzahol November 9, 2012

Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.

She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5

by amato24 February 21, 2011

scape

1. scape Noun. A scape is someone who is very stingy and ungenerous with their weed but will be more than happy to pack the fattest bowl or roll the fattest joint of someone else's weed. can be used for people who are stingy with anything. e.g. money, food, cigarettes, ect. They are also very sneaky will try to steal anything, even from their friends.
see weedscape & jew

2. scaped Verb. to steal, to cheat or scam someone, to rip off, to jew someone

1. Fucking scape wouldn't pass my joint until he got like 10 hits.

2. My entire quad was scaped at that sesh after school.

by SolaceInSolitude July 29, 2009

1-10 female attractivness scale

A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS

John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart

by itz_kidz October 2, 2016

10 Point Scale

The ascending scale at which men judge other women.

1 being the lowest value, 10 being the highest.

Can be affected and altered due to many different situations, including alcohol, various hallucinogens, states of depression, horniness, et cetera.

Interestingly enough, the scale will vary from male to male.

"Yo check out that 8.7 man, 1 o'clock."

"All's I see is a 6.5 on my 10 Point Scale, chach.

by Derik September 12, 2005

Obesity Scale

The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)

Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls

Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless

Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods

Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.

Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.

Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness

Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.

by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004