Hunter safety 

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.

Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.

Hunter safety by jesster79 February 23, 2006

Zombie Safety Count 

Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.

The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.

I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.

Zombie Safety Count by Necropology October 17, 2012

the safety dance

Extremely catchy song by the synth pop group Men Without Hats. It's about nonconformism and doing your own thing.

The Safety Dance Lyrics--

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

the safety dance by Taylorman June 17, 2006

internet safety 

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.

(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies

internet safety by Wolfu July 24, 2016

bland safety

The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.

The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.

bland safety by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

Head safety 

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

Head safety by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

School Safety 

N. An elementary school student designated by school faculty to monitor halls in between any of the following:
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess

The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.

What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.

The job of a school safety is to make sure the other students are behaving whenever adults aren't looking.

School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!

School Safety by Anisettekiss November 17, 2006