illusion of safety

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.
by TapCat November 06, 2022
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safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
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Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation
ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 08, 2011
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safety lock

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands
by 1SS December 07, 2020
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Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."
Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!
by TikTok @vintagemez March 05, 2022
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circle of safety

normally used between a tight friend group, a COS is basically where you all agree to keep certain things in between yourselves
Amanda: what where you guys doing last night?
Friend Group: Circle of Safety
by no que no October 14, 2019
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Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
by Taylour Paige December 12, 2021
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