switchover load

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.

Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.

by The Cage of asphalt March 11, 2009

swisi

Asking your fellow broski if they know what your talking about. "Smellin What I'm Steppin In"

Rick: "damn that pussy was fuckin rank as fuck"

Nick: "now u swisi"

by RickJamesBia March 18, 2009

Swinefluent

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.

I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

Swinegate

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.

After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.

by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.

"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"

by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010

Swiveltexting

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.

Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.

by Abed Troy June 19, 2010

Swiss'ed Up

Getting unnecessarilly hammered with no regard for consequences or prior comitments to work or social events yet maintaining a certain level of dignity and functionality in society.

Guy 1- "Dude, Its friday night, i have court in the morning, i dont care, im getting SWISSED UP tonight kid."

Guy 2- " I was Swiss'ed up today while i was performing open heart surgery, i dont think they knew"

by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011