sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

sweat box

a prison van, which they transport prisoners in.

looking out the tinted window of a sweat box thinking shit penatetionary my next stop.

by danny catherall February 11, 2007

Sex Sweater

The imaginary sweater that keeps you warm after heated sex. Dependening on the weather, it usually only lasts about 15 minutes after sex.

Q- Aren't you cold?

A- No, I'm wearing my sex sweater.

by Owner of a Sex Sweater January 16, 2011

Sweater Puppies

Large, firm breasts.

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!

by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004

sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

by monzy January 11, 2008

sweat willy

when one inserts a sweaty finger into the ear of another. The sweat should originate from a nasty place, if possible.

Instead of a wet willy, I gave Jari a sweat willy, having been previously rubbing my balls.

by ericlohman January 26, 2008

sweata worka

A girl that works a cardigan, sweater, hoodie, or any other type of over wear and looks really sexy. Also synonymous with fat woman that wear belly shirts.

Look at the that girl over there.. what a sexy sweata worka.

Ugh! I hate sweata workas, look at the woman.. eww! COVER UP!

by sweataworksintheforkss April 1, 2009