Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

Skoof

A word/synonym for bitch. Something you’d say to your elders or peers so you wouldn’t get in trouble

Teacher: THATS IT IM CALLING YOUR PARENTS

Kid: I didn’t even do anything wrong

Other kid: Ikr what a skoof

by Guesstheynevermisshuh? November 23, 2018

smofe

Inherently cool or awesome.

"That new paint job on Jake's Mustang is lookin' smofe!"

by Mick E. Sticks May 29, 2019

Smoochie

A Girl/Woman Who Is Excessively Romantic

She Is Very Smoochie; She's Always In Long Term Relationships

by Velvet115 September 6, 2019

smoft

When your hair is soft, usually after washing it.
Also, it usually smells like the shampoo/conditioner you used.

Taylor: My hair is smoft today!!
Me: omg no way!

by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009

Poo-Smoocher

Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight

Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"

by Mass October 25, 2004

smoft

Adj. A conjunction of the words soft and smell. Used to describe the majority of attractive women, reflecting the general comfort one feels when holding her in your arms.

Jimi: All I know about women is two things: they're soft and they smell nice.
Jason: So they're sort of... smoft?
Jimi: Yeah, smoft.

by skyywise May 26, 2004