Slob-Job

When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.

Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?

by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010

Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.

Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.

by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010

SlobFather

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!

Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!

by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021

nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)

Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.

by donedeal November 13, 2005

slob mentality

A resolve, desire or willingness to slob (give oral sex). Sort of like mob mentality, contrary to popular belief, this can apply to either men or women.

"Every girl in sight looked like peaches and pie, mmmm, I was on some slob mentality last night."
"This girl wouldn't take no for an answer, she had straight up slob mentality!"

by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004

cock slob

A guy or girl who loves to give oral sex.

This campus is full of cock slobs, both straight and gay. If you can't get your junk sucked here, you must be a total loser.

by osu6789 August 22, 2009

slob

a word that disrespect the hardest people in the world

saying the word slob to me will get you hurt bitch ass crabs

by lil' dawg a.k.a crabkilla August 6, 2006