shouldness

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A measurement of whether something should happen, or should have happened.

"Rank your hookup candidates in order from high to low shouldness."

"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."

by Captain Bajoo November 6, 2004

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Shoulder Surfer

Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.

Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.

by Thomas Antonacci March 28, 2008

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shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009

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Should This Be In The Urban Dictionary

by Colrocks November 22, 2019

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An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

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No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit

(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

by cakeordeath21 October 3, 2011

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