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Navy SEALS

American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.
Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.
by ryan12345 March 19, 2013
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Selleck

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.
"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."
by mikegloady November 11, 2008
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Tom Selleck

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
by bonbonvert February 4, 2010
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sellout punk

A "punkrocker" that likes sellout bands such as: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan. Also called poser-punks.
by PUNKROCKA321321 April 21, 2003
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selling soap

Yeah j man be selling dat soap out of the back of his damn whip damn fool be selling soap
by JDHiggs July 30, 2014
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Sellout

(1) A person who dates interracially or conforms only to affairs of another race because, they believe thiers is inferior, or for selfish personal gain.

(2) Any person who changes their values and/or standards to gain money, fame, or any other materialistic matter.
(1) Some Black Girls will criticize Black Guys and, try to get pregnant by a white guy in the military to live off of his paycheck! (it happens alot)

(2) Ja Rule used to be one of the best gangsta rappers until, he started singing because someone believed he would sell more units.
by F-40 December 5, 2004
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selfslap

Verb: When you do something stupid, you just wanna slap yourself...
Like when you friend acts like an idiot you slap em, this is when you are acting like an idiot!

Noun: a selfslap
I'm an idiot *selfslaps*
by ALiSON yank January 17, 2008
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