Secarate

A type of martial arts practiced in secret.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, wanna meet up on Saturday?
Person 2: Sorry person 1, I have my secarate lesson. But don't tell anyone, it is supposed to be a secret...

by the-one-you-sit-next-to-in-cla February 14, 2012

seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.

O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

secty

Secty is amazing find your self a secty she will be the bast ting that ever happened to you she is weird but she a goofy weird she's also sexy very sexy with an big ass all the guys want her all the girls try to be her. Find your self an secty with an E u be the Happiest Person ever

Oh look that's a secty she's so sexy!!

by Brielle is the boom she is fun June 10, 2016

Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster

Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR

by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016

section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple

my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch

by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017

seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017